Aiden - 5/26/12 - 7 years

Aiden: "Grandma is in danger because she lives by the forest and there may be badgers. Do badgers live in Michigan? You should check youtube." / me: "I don't think I would find that answer on youtube, Aiden" / Aiden: "hmmm.... google then."

Aiden 5/1/12 - 7 years

We were walking up the stairs to get into the house and Aiden's hands were full so I had to get past him and open the door. I bumped into him and he said:

"You almost knocked me off the steps crazy woman!"

Aiden Reading 4/30/12 - 7 years old

Aiden 4-30-12 - 7 years old

Aiden: "Blake, what if you were 38 years old? that would be gross right? That grosses me out..."

Aiden 4/17/12 - 7 years old

Blake asked for a massage and Aiden went up and started pounding on his back.... 

Blake said "what are you doing???" 

and Aiden said "It's a mature massage! Only grown ups can handle it!"

The following day he decided to start calling them "rated M massages"

Aiden 4/12/12 - 7 years old

Aiden: "dam dam dam dam" 

me: "don't say that, it's a bad word..." 

Aiden: "nope, it isn't... it's something beavers make... beaver dam dam dam dam..."

Aiden - almost 7 years 3-17-12

I just went in to tell the boys to be quiet. I said
"I better not hear anything once I leave this room." then Aiden farted... and said
"That surely doesn't count..."

Aiden - March 17th, 2012

3/22/2012 Aiden - 6½ (almost 7) years old.

on the way to school today, Blake asked me how old you have to be to go to preschool. 

Aiden said "I went to preschool... I remember those really old days... there were toys... and parties... "

3/16/2012 Aiden - 6½ years

Aiden: "Carson LITERALLY just hit me in the wiener."

3/17/2012 Aiden - 6½ years

Me: "Aiden, if you don't drop the attitude we're not going to do anything fun for your birthday" 

Aiden: "Well, I'll still be a year older... that's something at least"

3/12/2012 Aiden - 6½ years

Aiden: "Mommy, how come only girls can lay babies?"

3/7/2012 Aiden - 6½ years

Aiden: "There's a prank in my room so be careful if you go in there. There's k-nex and lincoln logs that will vibrate and fall on your head when you open the door." Me: "maybe you should take them down so no one gets hurt." Aiden: "If you're not dumb, you have nothing to worry about... because I just told you they're up there.... "

2-20-2012 Aiden - 6½ years

Aiden bumped into one of Carson's toys and it started playing music. He said:

 "My bad... don't worry, it will turn off."

2/13/2012 Aiden - 6½ years

Aiden wanted to take a shower before school and I told him he didn't have time (he just took one the night before anyway). He said "It won't take that long, I have a small body.... YOU would take a lot longer..."

1-25-12 - Aiden - 6½ years

I'm still in bed and Aiden is getting a little to eager to start packing for our move. He comes in and says: 

 "Mom, can I pack my toys now" ... and I say "not right now, go downstairs" ... so he says "Ok, I'll do it" ... and I say as he's leaving "Aiden! I said not now" ... and he replies "WELL... my thinking is that you're too tired to answer me... so I'm going to go ahead and do it" 

1-2-12 - Aiden - 6½ years

I was editing pictures of naked babies (including Carson) for a calender and Aiden walks up:

Aiden -  "what you doing?"

Me - "editing this picture"

Aiden - "I know what's wrong with it... Carson doesn't have any underwear on and I can see his nuts a little bit"

12/25/2011 Aiden 6½ years

Christmas Day
"Mommy, Santa came!! There are like 15 presents! I told you we were on the good list! You were WRONG!"

12/22/2011 Aiden 6½ years

Aiden (from the bathroom) "Mommy.... I didn't know my wiener was facing the wrong way and it peed on my underwear... when I tried to fix it, it peed on the floor... then I finally got it right. I'm trying to clean it up but I'm going to need some new underwear mom...."

12/21/2011 Aiden - 6½ years

Mr. Dramatic... Aiden comes downstairs "YOU LEFT ME IN THE DARK!" / Me: "so turn the hall way light on and get back in bed. / Aiden: "I'LL JUST FREAK OUT! It was all grey when I was in there!"

12/19/2011 - Aiden - 6½ years old

Aiden: "I need a drink" / Me: "It's coming Mister" / Aiden: "Why'd you call me Mister?" /  Me: "Because you're a mister" /  Aiden: "Oh yeah... well I'll call you woman from now on!"

12/14/2011 – Aiden - 6½ years old.

Aiden: "no one likes me" / Me: "you should be nice to them" / Aiden: "I am nice...except to that one kid... he's mean. He even killed a kindergartener" / Me: don't you think he'd be in jail if he did that?" / Aiden: "His Mom's in jail... he said so... for speed driving."

12/6/2011 – Aiden – 6½ years old

Aiden: Mom can I have reeses puffs for breakfast? / Me: No, that's a friday cereal. You can't have sugary cereal every day / Aiden: Well, I'm sick of Kix mom... and I talked to a kid that has reeses puffs every day. He's in 3rd grade and he's not even dead yet...

11/26/2011 – Aiden – 6½ years old

Aiden was watching TV and some advertisement came one for a weight loss product. He goes "Mommy, does Grandma need to lose her excess weight and get rid of her fat?" I said "I don't know, you'll have to ask her" and he goes "Because it's going to take ALL my money just for one pack of pills!!"

09/26/2011 – Aiden – 6½ years

Aiden "A girl has a crush on me" me: "how do you know that?" Aiden: "because she tried to KISS me! and she even made a sign with her hand that says you REALLY love someone"

8/22/11 – Aiden – 6 years

me: "Aiden, you need to control yourself and be good." Aiden: "I can't be good all the time… it's in my brain to be naughty sometimes. If you want it out, I'll need brain surgery. It would hurt and be really messy and people can even die... Do you want me to have brain surgery Mommy?"

7/21/2011 – Aiden – 6 years

aiden was putting in a DVD and it had fingerprints on it so I told him to wipe it off on his shorts. he wiped the side w/ the picture so I said "other side" and he said "like this?" as he took the movie and wiped it on the back of his pants instead.