October 15th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

 Aiden: "mom, I think I have a problem. When I run or jump the middle of my stomach hurts. It's not like I'm not in shape... because I'm definitely in shape... I have no idea why"

September 12th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

 Aiden last night when he was watching the kittens... "I can't believe that I came out of your butt. I learned that when I seen the baby cow be born. That's pretty gross. I always wondered how babies got out... ya know... like out of your mouth or what? I had no idea..."

August 4th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

Carson was watching Elmo and Aiden says
 "why do they teach little kids about dinosaurs?? They don't even exist anymore. The kid is going to be like "oooh I want to see a real dinosaur" and they can't because they don't exist!"

July 12th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

Aiden: If you're washing the poison off of our fruit... won't that make bugs get on them?

Me: No, it's in the house now, it should be fine
Aiden: Well if you throw an apple out the window and word gets out that the poison is gone... there are going to be bugs all over that.