Aiden after his Spring Sing 2nd grade program
"I sure am glad I saved that fart for after the concert!"
Me: "what ya doing Aiden?"
Aiden: "Hanging out with you... since it's close to Mother's day... I
want to spend as much time with you as possible. Just so you know... you
might get a better present than Daddy on Father's day because I like
you just a little bit better"