October 15th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

 Aiden: "mom, I think I have a problem. When I run or jump the middle of my stomach hurts. It's not like I'm not in shape... because I'm definitely in shape... I have no idea why"

September 12th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

 Aiden last night when he was watching the kittens... "I can't believe that I came out of your butt. I learned that when I seen the baby cow be born. That's pretty gross. I always wondered how babies got out... ya know... like out of your mouth or what? I had no idea..."

August 4th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

Carson was watching Elmo and Aiden says
 "why do they teach little kids about dinosaurs?? They don't even exist anymore. The kid is going to be like "oooh I want to see a real dinosaur" and they can't because they don't exist!"

July 12th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

Aiden: If you're washing the poison off of our fruit... won't that make bugs get on them?

Me: No, it's in the house now, it should be fine
Aiden: Well if you throw an apple out the window and word gets out that the poison is gone... there are going to be bugs all over that.

May 14th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years

Aiden after his Spring Sing 2nd grade program
"I sure am glad I saved that fart for after the concert!"

May 10th, 2013 - Aiden 8 years old

Me: "what ya doing Aiden?"
Aiden: "Hanging out with you... since it's close to Mother's day... I want to spend as much time with you as possible. Just so you know... you might get a better present than Daddy on Father's day because I like you just a little bit better"

Aiden 4-25-13/ 8 years old

I had just taken Carson out of the bath and told Aiden to get in.
Aiden: "You should take a picture of me and Carson in the bath"
Me: "No, Carson's out already"
Aiden: "put him back in there. You could always make the picture squishy over the private parts"
Me: "squishy??"
Aiden: "yeah, like make squares over it of different shades"
Me: "you mean blurry?"
Aiden: "yeah... is that even legal?"

Aiden - 3-26-13 - almost 8 years old

Aiden was getting ready for school and I sent him in to brush his teeth. I look in there and he's washing his toothbrush (the handle) and I said "What are you doing? It's time to go..." and he looks at me like I'm stupid and says "um, it's Tuesday... I do this EVERY Tuesday..."

Aiden - February 17th, 2013. 7½ years old.

I caught Aiden getting a chocolate from his valentines box today and I said "hey what are you doing... it's almost dinner time" and he holds the chocolate out and goes "I was getting it for you mom, you ruined the surprise"