Aiden 8-15-12

Aiden: "my wiener cone keeps shifting and giving me a rash" (talking about his cup at football)

Aiden 8-16-12 / 7 years old

Blake "Aiden said the A word"

Me: "Aiden, did you say a swear word?"

Aiden: "No, I said an ass word"

Me: "That's a swear word Aiden"

Aiden: "Well I didn't know... and Blake said if I fixed his lego thing he wouldn't tell. Why does he get to black mail on me?"

Aiden 8/12/12 - 7 years

Aiden: It's no fair! Blake gets to watch shows that I can't watch

Me: It is fair... you can watch them when you're 10

Aiden: How is it my fault that he was born first??