Aiden - 5/26/12 - 7 years

Aiden: "Grandma is in danger because she lives by the forest and there may be badgers. Do badgers live in Michigan? You should check youtube." / me: "I don't think I would find that answer on youtube, Aiden" / Aiden: "hmmm.... google then."

Aiden 5/1/12 - 7 years

We were walking up the stairs to get into the house and Aiden's hands were full so I had to get past him and open the door. I bumped into him and he said:

"You almost knocked me off the steps crazy woman!"

Aiden Reading 4/30/12 - 7 years old

Aiden 4-30-12 - 7 years old

Aiden: "Blake, what if you were 38 years old? that would be gross right? That grosses me out..."

Aiden 4/17/12 - 7 years old

Blake asked for a massage and Aiden went up and started pounding on his back.... 

Blake said "what are you doing???" 

and Aiden said "It's a mature massage! Only grown ups can handle it!"

The following day he decided to start calling them "rated M massages"

Aiden 4/12/12 - 7 years old

Aiden: "dam dam dam dam" 

me: "don't say that, it's a bad word..." 

Aiden: "nope, it isn't... it's something beavers make... beaver dam dam dam dam..."