12/25/2011 Aiden 6½ years

Christmas Day
"Mommy, Santa came!! There are like 15 presents! I told you we were on the good list! You were WRONG!"

12/22/2011 Aiden 6½ years

Aiden (from the bathroom) "Mommy.... I didn't know my wiener was facing the wrong way and it peed on my underwear... when I tried to fix it, it peed on the floor... then I finally got it right. I'm trying to clean it up but I'm going to need some new underwear mom...."

12/21/2011 Aiden - 6½ years

Mr. Dramatic... Aiden comes downstairs "YOU LEFT ME IN THE DARK!" / Me: "so turn the hall way light on and get back in bed. / Aiden: "I'LL JUST FREAK OUT! It was all grey when I was in there!"

12/19/2011 - Aiden - 6½ years old

Aiden: "I need a drink" / Me: "It's coming Mister" / Aiden: "Why'd you call me Mister?" /  Me: "Because you're a mister" /  Aiden: "Oh yeah... well I'll call you woman from now on!"

12/14/2011 – Aiden - 6½ years old.

Aiden: "no one likes me" / Me: "you should be nice to them" / Aiden: "I am nice...except to that one kid... he's mean. He even killed a kindergartener" / Me: don't you think he'd be in jail if he did that?" / Aiden: "His Mom's in jail... he said so... for speed driving."

12/6/2011 – Aiden – 6½ years old

Aiden: Mom can I have reeses puffs for breakfast? / Me: No, that's a friday cereal. You can't have sugary cereal every day / Aiden: Well, I'm sick of Kix mom... and I talked to a kid that has reeses puffs every day. He's in 3rd grade and he's not even dead yet...

11/26/2011 – Aiden – 6½ years old

Aiden was watching TV and some advertisement came one for a weight loss product. He goes "Mommy, does Grandma need to lose her excess weight and get rid of her fat?" I said "I don't know, you'll have to ask her" and he goes "Because it's going to take ALL my money just for one pack of pills!!"

09/26/2011 – Aiden – 6½ years

Aiden "A girl has a crush on me" me: "how do you know that?" Aiden: "because she tried to KISS me! and she even made a sign with her hand that says you REALLY love someone"

8/22/11 – Aiden – 6 years

me: "Aiden, you need to control yourself and be good." Aiden: "I can't be good all the time… it's in my brain to be naughty sometimes. If you want it out, I'll need brain surgery. It would hurt and be really messy and people can even die... Do you want me to have brain surgery Mommy?"

7/21/2011 – Aiden – 6 years

aiden was putting in a DVD and it had fingerprints on it so I told him to wipe it off on his shorts. he wiped the side w/ the picture so I said "other side" and he said "like this?" as he took the movie and wiped it on the back of his pants instead.

7/15/2011 – Aiden – 6 years

Aiden: "I haven't had a juice box in 100 years! And I'm only 6! I'm going to have to wait another 100 years... then I'll be a grown up... I'll be like 29! I'm hungry too! so hungry I'm gonna die! Mommy, do you want me to die? well I'm gonna... all because of YOU!"